J: “And then the lady in the store was like, what are doing where are you putting that gun. And I was all, its my gun I will put it wherever I want, and I am not buying this dress if my gun doesnt hide well because what is the point?”
M: “…I can never go shopping there again.”
J: “Actually I can’t go shopping there ever again, but this dress is nice right?”
(Source: truthtakes-time)
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
12.9 year olds……12.9 YEAR OLDS
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
… so much dimple porn, so little time
(Source: socawkpenguin78)
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
Plus both our logos end in punctuation!
… this is an ImTakingOverThisShipJanet approved post!
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
FOREVER REBLOG
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
(Source: princessdianafrances)
